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Cunt out-cunts Cunt (chaser.com.au)

submitted 2 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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Shocking news as the world leaders at being total cunts came together to try and out-cunt each other.

This comes as a war criminal cunt went to the White House to visit the felon Cunt-in-chief.

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This comes as a war criminal cunt went to the White House to visit the felon Cunt-in-chief.

This is how all major media should be reporting.

[–] Benjaben@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

When I think about it, I'd probably pay for a news source that aimed at giving factual, unbiased reporting (no I don't mean "equal coverage") and which deliberately dropped all deference or special respect for the ruling class. Especially if there were no "sacred cows" in general, genocide gets called genocide, none of this passive voice for police ("a man was shot during a police stop"), etc.

I'd put $20/month toward that.

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

https://whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/ is posted for free and I like the way he approaches the news. I don't use it as my only news source but I generally see a pretty solid summary of the big things there. Also every story will usually be backed up with a half dozen source links.