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I've worked at three hardware stores and each one had one of these ladies.

Seriously, one just spent like half an hour ranting to me about how she thinks the local gas and electric company is conspiring against her.

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[–] crime@hexbear.net 39 points 10 months ago (1 children)

my wife's got a weird old man - he doesn't have any friends or family, so he goes into every store downtown to talk at people. it's a bit sad (the consequences of not having third places, etc) but also he says some really weird shit so the goal is always to be kind but not so nice that he'll be weirder at you personally (which happens)

[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 41 points 10 months ago (8 children)

Some guy I was helping years ago went on a rant about how Japan secretly won WWII and now an order of samurai are running the US through the national parks service based out of Alcatraz.

[–] crime@hexbear.net 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

national park samurai please take the wheel tbh

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Monkey’s paw: They destroy both the US and China so that the Japanese emperor oak may reign for a thousand years

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That would make for a hell of an alt-history Man In The High Castle sort of fiction

[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago

He kept telling me to google "radio towers in national parks"

I mean, yeah I assume most national parks have a couple radio towers in them.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

That's all just a cover plot. Their real aim is to use the resources of the United States to develop time travel so they can help the samurai win the Boshin War

[–] picklemeister@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

oh man, i would take that in a heartbeat over my usuals

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

Hot damn I would love to meet that guy.

[–] D61@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

Holy shit that sounds way more interesting than having to figure out what a customer is trying to ask when they say, "For coffee enemas, is one bean or two bean better?" All the while my face is biden-horror

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

So much cooler than actual US history.

[–] NPa@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

waow-based you, the whole conversation