Dad Jokes

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submitted 6 days ago by Nougat@fedia.io to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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If I heated it up any longer, it would be a glasswich.

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[–] Nougat@fedia.io 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

There's not a goddamned thing wrong with a hot ham and cheese.

[–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago

The temperature isn't the problem. Do you have a toaster oven?