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I had a neighbour friend who was not a mortician but embalmed his own wife. (lemmy.world)
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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 67 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I can’t find the statistic any more, but it was something like 80% of people who are kidnapped and are taken in the kidnapper’s car are killed. Like this kid’s situation, fight, scream, do everything possible to not be taken.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 29 points 10 months ago (2 children)

This is what I do every time and it always works

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wait, what do you mean every time?

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 8 points 10 months ago

They're so fun to try and kidnap, I've given it a burl a few times, they gotta fucking tight grip tho, never been able to get em loose.

[–] Denjin@lemmings.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You mean killing the person you've just snatched into your car right?

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee -1 points 10 months ago

Works like a charm