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Trump Signs Executive Order Requiring All Americans to Be Friends With Elon Musk (theshovel.com.au)

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Elon Musk will finally achieve his dream of people liking him, after President Trump made it a criminal offence not to, in an executive order signed today.

In what is believed to be a quid pro quo for over US$270 million in campaign donations, the executive order will also require Americans to laugh at Elon Musk’s jokes, a harsh stipulation which some experts say may contravene human rights.

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[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

I grew up in Florida. I remember Jeb Bush as governor. When the GOP rolled out their clown car of candidates that year, I hoped they picked Jeb.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 1 points 5 hours ago

¡Jeb!