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I stopped reading when you said the goal of tech companies is to solve real world problems. The only goal of tech companies is to create products that will make them a profit. To believe anything else is delusional. That's kind of why our society is crumbling and the planet is dying.
Then I advise reading the rest. You don't make profit if you don't solve a problem people have.
May I introduce you to the world of insurance companies?
I think you're either operating on a very deep level of irony or proving OP right.
Most of the "solutions" sold by companies are for artificial problems created by companies.
Yes, but by other companies. Those problems are not created intentionally in order to create and exploit a market, they're just consequences of those other companies doing business. Pretty much the only example of companies creating problems so that they can sell solutions I can think of is free-to-play games (e.g. make game excessively grindy on purpose to sell boosters). Some of that scummy monetization is now creeping into real-world products, with things such as subscription-based heated seats that are installed in your car regardless but disabled unless you pay up, but the vast majority of products and services on the market address problems that were not created by their manufacturers/providers.
Go back to living in a cave and then count the number of problems you have left, I bet there will be tons.
Don't worry, in a few decades that's where we'll all be, you included. Assuming we survive the corporate-induced famines, anyway.