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Do the Dew (lemmy.world)

submitted 22 hours ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] TommySoda@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Shit, I'm in the same boat with energy drinks. All the cashiers make jokes about how they already know the price. It's like a roll reversal of customers making jokes like "that means it's free, right?"

I hate it, but I know their job sucks so I don't say anything.

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 3 points 17 hours ago

I used to have the same thing with a pizza place near an old house I lived in. One night, I ordered a pizza. Got a call shortly later saying that they'd give me a pizza that was bigger than the one I ordered for the same price if I went over and picked it up myself. From that day I didn't order near as much pizza from them.