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Naive Man Puts Money Into 401(k) as if Future Exists (thehardtimes.net)

submitted 1 week ago by Garibaldee@lemm.ee to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world -1 points 1 week ago

The only reason cash mighty retain value would be because people would still think it does. Really, I have no idea how long that would last. Investments require trust and a working internet in the modern context.

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