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Naive Man Puts Money Into 401(k) as if Future Exists (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca -3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The assumption that you're going to live to a ripe old age and still remember your own name.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Don't plan for tomorrow because you might not live through today" is a great way to die horribly tomorrow.

[–] Loss@sh.itjust.works -1 points 2 months ago

That's cute but guaranteed if you're under 30. If you're under 40, you're going to lose any and everything you save.