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[–] FourPacketsOfPeanuts@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

My first week at a major fund company I was assigned to an internal business tool used by thousands. I noticed all the company email addresses in the sandbox weren't correct, so I ran a script to correct them. Cue a call from C-level to my boss asking why he got a "email changed notification". Followed by another.. And another.. And another...

I went out to lunch

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

We hired a DBA that put a read lock on a production database table and went out to lunch.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago

That's, you've really added value!