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submitted 3 weeks ago by EfreetSK@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] ThirdConsul@lemmy.ml 28 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Tickets aren't agile, tickets are scrum.

[–] wellbuddyweek@lemm.ee 22 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Then again, the guy giving you that remark usually doesn't know the difference

[–] wer2@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If you hate the taste of scrum give SAFe a try! (but really, please don't)

[–] ThirdConsul@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago

I just left a SAFe company! God the system was awful!

[–] VoterFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I mean, Agile doesn't really demand that you do or don't use tickets. You can definitely use tickets without scrum.