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[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 10 months ago (3 children)

The germaphobia in me really want a version that is activated by a pedal that you step on.

But then, I'd probably be too afraid of shared water fountains to begin with.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

🤮

I have to use paper towels to open doors, and probably use hand sanitizer afterwards on top of that. This is just... (no words to describe)

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You are actively destroying your immune system. Now that's irony!

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

My brain decrees that touching a public door handle will kill me so this is my life 😓

(I blame covid for this)

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Medical advice from a stranger on the Internet, so take with salt to taste:

You may want to talk to a psychiatrist about screening for OCD. There's nothing wrong with staying sanitary, but you deserve to live life without your brain forcing you to do things you don't want to =)

[–] grue@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

you deserve to live life without your brain forcing you to do things you don’t want to

Tell that to my boss.

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

I'd rather not touch the bathroom door handle especially knowing quite a few people walk right out of a stall and skip the sink. It's a very easy way to get sick.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 2 points 10 months ago

That whole episode was one of the best bits of television in history.

[–] argh_another_username@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago

Oh fucking hell!!!

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

The bottle filler is activated by proximity. I think that's totally doable for the other part, too.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I just use my knuckles, maybe even with my sleeve or shirt covering them.

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Elbow for me XD

[–] pikmeir@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot-pole for me.