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[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 142 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

With his fragile ego, I’d spend the entire time asking if he could smell that awful smell. I’d ask him to check the bottoms of his shoes, drawing more and more attention and increasing his discomfort, all the while pretending that I’ve never heard of Elon Musk.

[-] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 2 days ago

Putting this tactic in my back pocket for uncomfortable social interactions.

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The only way to survive uncomfortable social interactions is to become one with them.

[-] Atherel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 days ago

The only way to survive uncomfortable social interactions is to become one of them.

[-] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

"That's okay, I forget to brush my teeth some mornings as well."

this post was submitted on 16 Dec 2024
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