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Wrongly Convicted Death Row Inmate Exonerated Mere Hours After Execution [Video] (youtu.be)
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[-] stinky@redlemmy.com 23 points 6 days ago

HA but no seriously, abolish the death penalty.

[-] obinice@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Woah hold on now what if we want to do a little state run murder now and then? Just a tiny bit just the occasional criminal, it's ok they did a murder too so it cancels it out

[-] opdua@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 days ago

States can a little bit of murder as a treat

[-] Darkenfolk@dormi.zone 3 points 5 days ago

it's ok they did a murder too so it cancels it out

Hell, if you kill more than one murderer it's a net positive!

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

How are you going to terrorise minorities, if you can't randomly murder one of them occasionally? Bet you didn't think about that, huh? Checkmate libruls!

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