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Health Insurers Gave $120 Billion To Shareholders While Denying Your Claim (www.levernews.com)
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[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago (2 children)

  1. Buy shares in health insurer

  2. Get claim denied

  3. Sell shares

  4. Pay medical bills and watch the share price drop for added schadenfreude

[–] jeeva@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Step 0. Have enough money to buy enough shares to pay your medical bills? 😬

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 16 points 10 months ago

Step -1) dad with emerald mine

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hell yeah my one share went up 3%. Time to get that penis reduction surgery I've been putting off

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Man, I thought I was alone.

This thing drags behind me like a tail. I could donate multiple penises to multiple innie dicks and I could still use mine as a lasso.

[–] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 4 points 10 months ago

Is that you, John Dillermand?