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Anon plays spin the bottle (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Being called an ugly pimple head for a whole year will also do it

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Man. I used to sing a song to any kid who got a pimple when I was a teenager. “Big pimplin from WV and if you squeeze him too hard he pop all over the place!” With a little spin on the V to make it rhyme with place.

Had every kid in the neighborhood singing it to each other when they’d get pimples.

I hope the pimples left you alone man. If not I hope you came to terms with it.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Hmm, I'm having trouble with the rhythm here, and how can you possibly make V rhyme with place? You some kind of rap god?

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Double u vay-an if you squeeze him too hard he pop all over the play-suh

I’m a rap god!

[–] thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Props for not rhyming face with place lol

[–] nutsack@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

was it true though