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submitted 3 weeks ago by axont@hexbear.net to c/chat@hexbear.net

So apparently a large-ish contingent of American reactionaries don't think crude oil is a finite resource. They believe the Earth regenerates it at a faster pace than it can be drilled, and this isn't a niche conspiracy theory either. I mentioned it off-hand at work after seeing a random tweet about it, then like 5 of my coworkers all nodded and agreed. One even used the term "abiotic oil."

Is this just cope or what? One of my coworkers literally said, "Well oil is like water, it goes through a cycle and gets replenished." Something about how crude oil is actually made through some kind of geological process, rather than decomposed algae/animal matter from millions of years ago. I think maybe there's evidence of abiotic hydrocarbon gasses existing from various chemical reactions with minerals, but I believe there's never been a convincing source of abiotic petroleum that couldn't also be explained as biological in origin.

They don't actually believe this, do they? It's just a thin kind of security blanket so they don't have to consider the reality of what fossil fuels truly are?

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[-] Des@hexbear.net 33 points 3 weeks ago

they read about Mystery Flesh Pit National Park and thought it was a real thing that existed and there are real slumbering elder gods that poop oil

[-] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago

I thought that the Permian Basin Superorganism ate oil

[-] fox@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

Sort of, but also it eats nucleotides and mantle heat

[-] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

nucleotides

Like big chunks of DNA buried underground?

[-] fox@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

Made of uranium yeah

[-] Des@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

oh yeah my bad you are right. eats oil and poops out cool MDMA-like sex goo

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