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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 171 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Best use case for AI I've come across.

[–] FourPacketsOfPeanuts@lemmy.world 42 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Plot twist: AI comes to believe humanity consists solely of shithead scammers, initiates nuclear war

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 40 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm beginning to believe humanity is mostly shit head scammers too.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Years ago I concluded (wrongly or rightly) that most people are neutral, a small handfull are actually good people (willing to sacrifice their personal benefit for people they don't know with no expectation of gaining from it, even in the form of social approval) and a small handful are assholes, but the assholes do such a disproportionate amount of damage that they end up having a massive impact on everybody else.

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"Im sorry dave, i cannot open the door"

[–] 0x0@programming.dev 2 points 10 months ago

Someone's been tampering with skynet...

[–] uhmbah@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

[after playing out all possible outcomes for Global Thermonuclear War]

Joshua: Greetings, Professor Falken. Stephen Falken: Hello, Joshua. Joshua: A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?

[–] yonder@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Pretty good, but you can already waste scammer's time with Lenny.

[–] swampdownloader@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 10 months ago

That works.. if you have a landline

Jolly Roger lets you three way call the bot then you go on mute and sit back!