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"Democrats better get their shit together before the 2028 election," says adorable friend who thinks there's going to be a 2028 election (thebeaverton.com)

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[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It’s great that he didn’t stuff any courts that lead to women bleeding to death in hospital parking lots. But hey, it doesn’t impact you personally and those bitches had it coming for choosing to be born a woman, amirite?

[–] PlainSimpleGarak@lemm.ee -4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Blame the Supreme Court then. A sitting president cannot force the Supreme Court to do something, or to not do something. Even if you appoint them.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

He doesn't need to be a sitting president in order to get those people he appointed to do what he wants. He knows exactly why he chose those.