He's not a "Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Pussy"

He's a man making sure women feel a little safer.

Using the word "SIMP" in this context runs counter to every example of protective familymen I've ever seen. Derision against his behavior is as good as calling yourself a creep, a predator, an enemy of all that is good and right.

You have the morals of an opportunistic thug ... yet I have no doubt you think yourself some kind of faithful man

Eh possibly, but many of the women I've slept with have told me that I make them feel safe and that it's a huge turn on for them. Shocking, I know, that people might want to feel secure before they get intimate.