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Anon takes the horsepill (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] iii@mander.xyz 25 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Source on point 2 ?

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago (4 children)

I, uh, errr, uhhhhh.....

Motions vaguely at the four-legged animals

They're just different, trust me, okay????

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Horse is the male, cow is the female. Just like dogs and cats.

[–] immutable@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

White cows make normal milk, brown cows make chocolate milk. That’s just science

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

And if you're fancy, you'll find red cows that make strawberry milk.

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