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[–] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (21 children)

Sky News article popped up as a suggested read on my phone for some reason:

"Hackers are targeting people who type these six words into their computer."

Wrong answers only - what are the six words?

the actual wordsthe words are: "Are Bengal cats legal in Australia?"

Edit: you guys should be comedians! I am cracking up.

[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Hackers and bengals? I wouldn't download one of them again noisiest little fuckers out there.

E; here was my bad bwoy. Dude was an arsehole (almost lovable though) just not at 4am.

[–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

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[–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 7 points 2 years ago

Oh my god πŸ˜‚

Round of applause πŸ‘

[–] dumblederp@aussie.zone 7 points 2 years ago

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[–] Pilk@aussie.zone 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is my bank password: hunter2

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

can you retype that I only see *******

[–] Pilk@aussie.zone 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

How do you know my password?

[–] zugzug@aussie.zone 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 3 points 2 years ago

I was thinking along the same lines as you

[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

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I want to see inside your mind.

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 5 points 2 years ago

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[–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 5 points 2 years ago

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[–] Dalek_Thal@aussie.zone 5 points 2 years ago

Don't you think they look tired?

[–] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 5 points 2 years ago

So who really shot Mr Burns?

Where to purchase a pasta tap..

[–] TheWitchofThornbury@aussie.zone 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

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[–] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Did you used to work for The Truth lol

[–] TheWitchofThornbury@aussie.zone 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Akshully this is quoted in a Redgum song.

[–] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Oh wow! I don't remember the song, and I'm sure as hell not going to google it!

Edit: DDG was my friend, Yarralumla wine it is!

[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

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[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 3 points 2 years ago

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[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

How to teach your cat manners

(Hackers realise you're illogical and will probably fall for a scam)

[–] indisin@aussie.zone 5 points 2 years ago

Wrong answers only - what are the

[–] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 5 points 2 years ago

Hand bigger than face mean cancer?

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"Hot ladies"... "How to delete post?"

Both FB posts

Dispose of body no evidence left

[–] Duenan@aussie.zone 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Bottles of alcohol while working today

[–] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 4 points 2 years ago

Won lottery what should I do?

See, now I want to know if they’re legal. But I’m not going to type that…