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No NAT November (lemmy.zip)

I need your guys help. I am looking to remove nat from out environment since it is November after all.

Can you make me a three step plan?

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[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Step 1, get rid of all your network cables. Extra savings: everyone knows the internet is wireless now anyway.

Step 2, set a company policy that only one device can be connected to the internet at a time. Even more cost savings as you don't need such an expensive connection for just one machine. Fosters better inter-departmental communication, and ensures the entire company is synergized and aligned to ensure optimal use of resources. Encourages radical, out of the box thinking styles so the company is better prepared to disrupt existing norms and capitalize on unique opportunities that other companies are too influenced by outside online opinions and information to actualize.

Step 3, Profit. You've provided the IT infrastructure and technology to meet the company's needs according to policy, so you can kick back, knowing that any complaint is firmly not your problem. Employees attempting to use resources against company policy is a training or disciplinary issue for their managers to handle. Time to get back to playing online games in the server closet using the backup internet connection you have for failover purposes.

this post was submitted on 07 Nov 2024
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