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The Vatican unveils official anime girl mascot (nichegamer.com)

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[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 103 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The Catholic Church has a new mascot.

It's a small child.

[–] darth_tiktaalik@lemmy.ml 34 points 3 weeks ago

"How do we distract from all the child molestation?"

"Loli mascot?"

"Genius, go out and buy a 3d printer so I can get my hands on her ASAP!"

[–] M137@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And you know there will be a ton of rule34 made.... There's just pedos everywhere...

[–] Mwa@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

Oh my god yeah.