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Airport introduces time limit on hugs (edition.cnn.com)

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[-] Blackout@fedia.io 6 points 1 day ago

A second is long enough. It's like 1000 milliseconds.

[-] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 2 points 6 hours ago

Depends how fast you're moving. The key is to approach light speed just as you reach the terminal.

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