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[-] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You can do all things through christ.

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That sweet new jacuzzi

The love and admiration of NFL hero Patrick Mahomes

A larger and wider penis/vigina

A billion doll hairs

Don't let modernity ruin your daily life with doubt and uncertainty. Let Jesus^tm give you hope that will fuel your mindless toil while you work until the day you die.

this post was submitted on 18 Oct 2024
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