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[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 31 points 1 week ago

Screw debates, I want to see who makes the best ASMR video

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 week ago

Vance couch fucking. Mics in the cushions.

Are you sure you want this?

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

🎶 let's get it on... 🎶

[-] seahorse@midwest.social 11 points 1 week ago

Trump can rub two hamburgers together.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 week ago

just him gently chanting "bing bing bong" on repeat

this post was submitted on 18 Oct 2024

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