447

I’m torn. Both Galadriel and Sauron say the other is a threat to Middle-earth. One has to be wrong, so whom am I to trust? Should I trust the Dark Lord who attempted to topple the White City of Gondor, dominate all life, and attempt to stay in power for eternity? Or do I trust the Elf Queen representing the coalition of Men and Elves who defeated Sauron when he tried to enslave the Free Peoples… but could maybe do more meet-and-greets?

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 11 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

You can selectively ignore the point @Doubledee@hexbear.net made all you like and continue to act le amused and le above it all. It's all you got.

this post was submitted on 16 Oct 2024
447 points (97.5% liked)

The Onion

4335 readers
888 users here now

The Onion

A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.

Great Satire Writing:

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS