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I’m torn. Both Galadriel and Sauron say the other is a threat to Middle-earth. One has to be wrong, so whom am I to trust? Should I trust the Dark Lord who attempted to topple the White City of Gondor, dominate all life, and attempt to stay in power for eternity? Or do I trust the Elf Queen representing the coalition of Men and Elves who defeated Sauron when he tried to enslave the Free Peoples… but could maybe do more meet-and-greets?

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[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 18 points 10 hours ago

Oh no! A cutting remark about my username!!! However will I survive?!

I should know better

Yes. You should stop posting because you're convincing no one and your posts are only pleasing yourself in a kind of embarrassing way.

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