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I’m torn. Both Galadriel and Sauron say the other is a threat to Middle-earth. One has to be wrong, so whom am I to trust? Should I trust the Dark Lord who attempted to topple the White City of Gondor, dominate all life, and attempt to stay in power for eternity? Or do I trust the Elf Queen representing the coalition of Men and Elves who defeated Sauron when he tried to enslave the Free Peoples… but could maybe do more meet-and-greets?

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[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 33 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Why is the hero Galadriel bragging about being endorsed by Grima Wormtongue and the Witch King of Amgmar? And what happened to all the Haradrim?thinking-about-it

[-] geekwithsoul@lemm.ee 8 points 8 hours ago

Deep cut with the Haradrim, I'll give you that 😉

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