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I’m torn. Both Galadriel and Sauron say the other is a threat to Middle-earth. One has to be wrong, so whom am I to trust? Should I trust the Dark Lord who attempted to topple the White City of Gondor, dominate all life, and attempt to stay in power for eternity? Or do I trust the Elf Queen representing the coalition of Men and Elves who defeated Sauron when he tried to enslave the Free Peoples… but could maybe do more meet-and-greets?

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[-] Kuori@hexbear.net 25 points 13 hours ago

both ~~sides~~ teams are bad because they both support genocide.

[-] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 hours ago

You haven't seen Galadriel in office.

There were literal wars when Sauron was in office, started by him.

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