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[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 weeks ago

I think it's our responsibility, as a species, to not allow billionaires to spread outside of Earth

[-] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 4 points 2 weeks ago

Yep.

"Keep the bug on this planet." - K, Men in Black

[-] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Agreed, these people are a cancer and we can't let them metastasize.

this post was submitted on 15 Oct 2024

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