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Keep holding on because this isn't the Handmaid's Tale, fuckface. (lemmy.world)
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[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 120 points 2 months ago

I want a girl who is unvaccinated
I want a girl who prays in tongues
At a MAGA rally we will meet accidentally
We'll start to talk when she is spoken to
She wants to work on her fit, fit body
She wants to rock it with her modest clothes
She's changing her surname to whatever mine is
She's trading her career to raise our nine kids

I want a girl with a short leash and who looooooves, loooooooooves Jesus!

muted trumpet

[-] ted@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 months ago

I just turned to my wife and sang this to her, then showed her the meme. Thank you.

[-] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Help me out. What's the tune? Because I can't figure it out lol

[-] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago

Short Skirt Long Jacket by Cake

It was the first thing that popped in my head too when I read the first 4 words in the screenshot lmao

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

I am helpless with mirth.

[-] Steak@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

Holy shit that is great hahahaha

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Bravo!

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