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[โ€“] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Well, he can still just beat up criminals (the poor) with no reason...

[โ€“] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

ah yes the famous poor criminal the penguin or falcone