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[-] Darkard@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

Have aids wheel out a small futon into the front row and Jammy Dodger Vance won't be able to keep his composure.

[-] Krackalot@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago

I think they should put casters on a couch and wheel him out. Say nothing, just let Vance steam and maybe mention it himself. Then, point out how he lied about Haitians eating pets, so this can't be any worse, plus they didn't mean anything by it anyway.

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