If you really want that passive poison effect, you need to get fiestaware: bright orange/yellow ceramics where the concentration of uranium is way higher and it's used as the glaze!

It's known to leech into acidic foods, such as tomato sauces with pasta.

I also feel like we can also add antique top hats to this; I recently found out that my grandfather's childhood top hat, which I used to play with all the time growing up, contains mercury nitrate

The arsenic book covers, on the other hand, are very much still risky. Mostly because it does in fact rub off

But wouldn’t it be a cool party with black lights and glowing glasses?