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Humans should lay eggs
(lemmy.world)
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Eggs are bird periods
If I had access to the human ones I'd have those for breakfast but until then I'm just going to be eating bird period on toast every morning :(
Conservative: Eggs are birds, period.
Scientist: Eggs are a bird period.
Lemming: Eggs are bird periods