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submitted 1 month ago by Beluga@hexbear.net to c/fakenews@hexbear.net

A chorus of disgruntled Biden’s speaking over one another after the notorious son of Joe Biden suggested his father try crack cocaine which is a class A drug and can lead to a maximum term of 25 years prison if caught in possession. Hunter has been known to have been addicted to the schedule 2 drug during Biden’s two term as VEEP under Obama’s administration. At a private dinner in 2013, the former president had allegedly “warned” Biden that his son’s actions should be dealt with “swiftly”, and that the president had advised his daughters to block Hunter’s phone number after he had sent them multiple “suggestive” texts on separate occasions. Hunter is also allegedly responsible for the Biden’s family dog attacking several secret service members after he was seen blowing a cloud of smoke into the dog’s face before the dog unleashed fury sending one of the agents to an urgent care requiring six stitches.

Hunter who has an eye on younger members of the Biden family cannot be present during certain arrangements unless it is a televised press conference. These are just many of the sickening accusations and what some would say is just “the tip of the iceberg” in terms of his catalogue of misdeeds the son has committed.

So when the now allegedly sober fail son suggested the 84 year old president smoke a class A drug before a debate, the fury from the Biden’s had unleashed upon him. Hunter responded swiftly saying, “dad, detox isn’t bad and you will get the best rehabilitation, just please think about it.” Biden who was mostly absent during the gathering was allegedly “on board” with Hunter’s toxic plan and had asked the safest way to ingest the drug. “Boof it” Hunter replied and the chaos resumed with Jill screaming “he already has a prolapsed anus!” and then leaving the table with a half glass full of red and taking the bottle with her. “That’s my ma, everybody” Hunter jokingly remarked in a thick Bostonian accent to which Joe slapped his hand down on the table and said “don’t speak to the mother of your kids like that” having misspoken or possibly forgetting who his wife is in the moment, it happens.

During the meeting Hunter also kept mentioning he held “the best parties” but was doing so in an attempt to woo over some of the minors who were present at the meeting.

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[-] CleverOleg@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

The sage wisdom that got him that cushy board of directors job at that Ukrainian oil company.

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