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[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Well, now I want to know why there aren't any dinosaurs still around!

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

There's lots of them. We make nuggets with them.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

That's in reality, via evolution. I wondered what their fantasy story was.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Too many nuggets, probably.

Satan took them and put them in rocks to fool you about evolution. Satan playing some serious 56D chess.

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

They immediately burrowed into the earth looking for food (with their shovels) and died of starvation at the bottom of their holes, which is why they're just bones now.

[-] MethodicalSpark@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Mission Failed

[-] pachrist@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Their stance was that Noah only brought the little ones on the boat and left anything big behind. Then the little ones died out.

[-] Bertuccio@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Elephant - check

Velociraptor - no check

Also there are still dinosaurs around

[-] gwen@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

i once heard that chickens are descendants of dinosaurs, is that what you're referring to?

[-] SuperIce@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[-] gwen@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

yoo i never knew that!! so cool

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Kinda surprised they didn't just go for the easier "they all got left behind" explanation.

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