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[-] ikidd@lemmy.world -3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

See, the problem is that pizza often gets shared, and these barbarians will order it with pineapple physically on it, like put right on a perfectly good ham pizza, so then you have to pull the pineapple off, let the dog lick the pineapple juice from the pineapple holes, and then you can eat it, but you still can taste the lingering traces of a fruit that should, by all the laws of man and god, be used exclusively in deserts.

It's an affront against nature and pizza.

Downvote away, but you know deep in your heart of hearts that I'm right.

[-] norimee@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Dude. Your problem is not the pineapple, but that you are apparently surrounded by inconsiderate people.

If you get pizza or any food to share, you should make sure you choose a topping everyone is okay with. If necessary make it half pineapple half pepperoni or whatever.

If you order for a group of people and choose something that is controversial without checking back, you're an asshole.

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