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It's hard to decide which line was his biggest flub, but I'd have to give it to "I have concepts of a plan."
"I got involved with the Taliban" simply isn't a phase I thought I'd hear from a candidate, in any context.
I have concepts of a plan
Got involved with the Taliban
I didn't watch the debate, but I would've if I'd known it was a rap battle.
Epic Rap Battles of History is having their songs written for them
This. Openly saying he negotiated with a terrorist organization during a US presidential debate.
My favorite was "transgender surgeries on illegal aliens"
In prison!
Such an incredible line.
I kind of want to thank him for giving me that moment of live television. It was beautiful.
Area 51 in shambles.
It's like someone took a bunch of Republican grievance talking points and tossed it into a big nonsensical word salad of fear mongering.
SPHERES OF TERROR
This one is the highlight for me.
Are "they" performing surgeries on prisoners and Trump sees them as aliens?
Or on Illegal immigrants and he sees them as aliens?
Or aliens like 👽🛸 aliens?
Ah, so many possibilities.
I'd be inclined to agree. "They're eating the dogs" is also a good contender to anyone not into misinformation and racism
Oh so thats why there's an uptick of eating live pet memes today. I was wondering wtf was up with that.
Relax they're all in good taste
Just have to wash them with some lemon juice and maybe rub some garlic and it's all fine. (Source: I was an immigrant for over 20 years)
My personal favorites were:
We all saw Harris executing this baby in his 78th year, why won't Dems talk about it?
She was just proving how pro-abortion she is by doing it to him on national television.
My personal favorite was him responding to a fact check with "I saw it on TV."