295
Real Alpha Men™ drink their Vanilla Ice cream shake from a metal bucket while shirtless and listening to death metal
(slrpnk.net)
"Drinking a milkshake with a straw? Only a squishy lib would do such a thing."
More about Strawgate: https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/columnist/2024/09/05/tim-walz-milkshake-masculinity-jesse-watters-straw-fox-news/75089097007/
Well, shit, my water bottle for the gym has a lid with a straw attached to it.
Check your genitalia because conservatives have labeled you.
I've definitely seen some of the bigger dudes with the same type of bottle. Who wants to tell them?
Might want your balls checked if it is a plastic water bottle or straw? Switch to metal and or silicone for less microplastics maybe...