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Sobe vending machines please and I'll vote for you, SIR!
Haha Their branding was somehow so effective.
I definitely had that lizard energy when I would drink those as a teen sitting around my room g*ming for endless hours without movement. I would drink the carrot one, I thought it would help balance the damage I was causing to my eyes from so much screentime, only found out years later that was British propaganda. My eyesight sucks now.
Carrot Comrade.
Only if they are in the original glass bottles.
Naturally! They had cans? Haha
Oh, some protein. I don't remember those.