this post was submitted on 04 Sep 2024
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[–] Im_old@lemmy.world 96 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Well that makes it easier to wash her hair in the sink I guess.

But also, hear me out, what if instead of that plastic thing she had a quick release hook, so she could use the tail (and the hook) for self defence? Hell, make the tail of braided leather and you got a cool whip for impromptu BSDM session!

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 61 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Shit if your gonna do all that, might as well just hang a glock from it

[–] sleen@lemmy.zip 32 points 10 months ago

True patriot 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🔫🔫

[–] andrewta@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

You're just winging it

While I'm slinging it

[–] Banichan@dormi.zone 11 points 10 months ago

Sounds like somebody needs to be punished 😏

[–] Plopp@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

What if instead of a quick release hook there was a rubber o-ring on her head hair and a buttplug-shaped object on the ponytail.

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 16 points 10 months ago

From plug-and-play ponytail to plug-and-play pony tail in one step.

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

i noticed that they do sell buttplug ponytails at renaissance fairs.

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 months ago

this makes a weird amount of sense ngl

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Who’s to say it’s not a quick release?

[–] Im_old@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The fact that there's no way to open those. The only way to remove them is to untie them from the hair on the head, and I doubt that a good yank it's a) enough (without ripping out hair!) and b) advisable

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 points 10 months ago

They could hide a latch in the part hidden by the hair. Would be trivial.