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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/19628702

image transcriptscreenshot of this bluesky post (which you can read without logging in here) from ‪@comraderobot.bsky.social‬ ("Notorious RBMK") saying:

my friend who still lives in palo alto gave me permission to share this mailer he got.

there’s unhinged and then there’s tech unhinged

image in post has two photos of people wearing EEG electrodes, one xray of a human head, an EEG data plot over a silhouette of a head, and this text:

REM sleep is the next Al

The upcoming era of physical reality integrated with dream worlds advanced by the REMspace startup

  • Controlling a smart home from dreams
  • Transferring speech from dreams
  • Controlling virtual cars from dreams
  • Interacting with dream worlds using brain implants
  • Social media for sharing dream journals
  • Smart sleep masks powered by Al
  • Many other breakthroughs from our lab (videos and tech)

Don't miss the pitch of the year for potential partners and investors

Aug 29th Palo Alto

Above the image is an (inaccurate) BlueSky label saying "Possible tumblr screenshot" with a "hide" button.

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the guy behind this startup:

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[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 106 points 2 months ago

You don't want it.

But the people who can put ads on your dreams want it.

[-] schizo@forum.uncomfortable.business 42 points 2 months ago

Man, Futurama was shockingly prescient, wasn't it.

[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 2 months ago

Does anyone else remember Microsoft's amazingly tone deaf slide deck about how integrating their systems and making thing seamless across multiple platforms including mobile phones and laptops would allow people to work during any/every spare moment in their lives, like while commuting?

Businesses want to own every moment of your life not strictly required for continued existence. If they can normalize using sleep time for extra "passive" income by using your dream power or by just renting out "spare" brain computation power, they will.

[-] xavier666@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

CEO: "Did you know that people can do basic work during REM? And they won't even feel like they have worked after waking up. We can boost employee productivity by 40%!!"

[-] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

So I can spend less time at work??

[-] xavier666@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago

CEO: "Umm...next question please"

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