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Anon tries to be Bam Bam Bigelow
(sh.itjust.works)
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Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
I think the two-dollar term in children's programming is "non-repeatable violence." Works on kinda the same level as actionable threats. If an idiot child could do what a character did... you're not supposed to show that. Their little brother won't fare as well as the cartoon fox that just took a baseball bat to the dome.
On the other hand, little Timmy, age 9, presumably does not have access to a bandsaw.