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[-] snooggums@midwest.social 111 points 1 month ago

Childhood is a relative sharing their subscription.

[-] cheddar@programming.dev 37 points 1 month ago

A family plan.

[-] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago

They bring you along because they can get some more xp with you in the group.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

They literally get a referral bonus in the form of tax credits, etc...

[-] lud@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

And in some places they actually pay you for having children.

[-] Funkytom467@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I wouldn't call it sharing... don't know about you but where i live you pay less taxes when having a child, and i've never seen a service make you pay less to share it.

That's taxes. Life in general though, well that's literally sharing.

[-] snooggums@midwest.social 7 points 1 month ago

The joke was that someone else was paying for it.

Parents pay more sales tax on things like diapers, clothes, etc.

[-] Funkytom467@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I know I just thought the free trial would be more accurate.

I haven't thought about sales taxes, i guess you do pay more taxes if you count those.

Although not really similar to a subscription in that case.

[-] snooggums@midwest.social 1 points 1 month ago

Although not really similar to a subscription in that case.

I mean, you have to keep paying for more food all the time...

[-] portuga@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

More like a free trial? Then you die of syphilis

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