That just sounds dumb

I'd offer great America or former present Doritos, something vague enough everyone reads Trump but I don't have to pay him. They'd taste like a really salty cheeseburger. They'd taste ok, but not good. But they'd smell distinctly of piss.

Then I'd market it totally straight. I'd send a palette to Trump. Especially right now, he couldn't help but mention it - it's just vague enough that his narcissism would take over.

I'd deny the smell, and our policy would be to politely ask anyone who comments on it to remain civil in political discourse.

Every batch would smell slightly worse.