this post was submitted on 16 Aug 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[โ€“] echodot@feddit.uk 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If you want to show us interest, just give us a pat on the head, scratch our chin, or something.

Got to be honest, I think them doing that would confuse me even more.

[โ€“] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

"Lady, I have no idea what the fuck you are doing but please don't stop."