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JD Vance Awkwardly Retreats After Bizarre Attempt to Storm Harris’ Empty Plane (www.thedailybeast.com)

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JD Vance briskly marched up to Air Force 2, Kamala Harris’ plane, planning to give political reporters a show as he confronted the vice president uninvited on Wednesday. His power-play dreams, like most of his chaotic veep run, were immediately thwarted once he realized Harris was not present. “I just wanted to check out my future plane,” Vance told campaign reporters gathered on the tarmac in Wisconsin.

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[–] proudblond@lemmy.world 125 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Even if that phrase hadn’t been used ad nauseum already, this would be the right time to use it. This is truly a WTF move.

[–] toothpaste_sandwich@feddit.nl 54 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's all about projecting strength, especially towards women, bonus points if they're not white.

[–] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 31 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The entirety of conservative politics is narcissists trying to convince morons they embody strength and power...

A weaklings idea of strength.

A peasants idea of wealth.

A losers idea of a playboy.

An idiots idea of a genius.

A cowards idea of a hero.

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago

That's why it's so brilliant. The weird keeps coming.